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Pig Fan Erection
Oct 10th 2005, 10:40 pm

Totally unpracticed. Start to finish in 10 mintues max. That’s including encoding and posting. We’re just feckin’ around but it’s really fun to do. So here you are, Pig Fan Erection (sorry for all the clicks and pops). By the way, even though we have access to superb recording equipment and facilities we still prefer to record in my living room with my internal laptop mic. Here are the lyrics, just for fun. Notice the end part with the dash and ellipsis, that’s where my brain ran out of creative juice.
Guitar: Bill
Vocals: Joel
Background noise: Ben and Allison

Oh my pig fan only takes little batteries,
And the batteries, are dead.
Only spins in one direction and,
that direction is bad, bad.

Man I wish that I had batteries,
Man I wish that it spun in directions,
Man I wish I had an erection tonight.

Man I wish I had an erection tonight.
Pig fan, tonight.

LEDs and circuit boards,
Little tiny piggies,
I wonder if it’s designer made.
I have a little light switch LED,
It’s really bright and lights my way at night.

I saw that Mica had the- pig… lighter.

Pig. Fan.

Pig Fan Erection
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Eat Fire, Kill Babies
Oct 8th 2005, 6:02 pm

And now, for your listening pleasure only (no other pleasures please), we present to you, Eat Fire, Kill Babies.

Guitar: Bill
Vocals: Joel

Babies,
Babies,
Eat fire kill babies!
Eat fire kill babies!
Eat fire kill babies!
Eat,
Fire,
Kill,
BABIES!

This is an original Bill and Joel song. I know! Hard to believe that we could create something so beautiful. Bill is on guitar, I’m singing. End results? Bill fingers are bleeding and so is my throat. Ew.
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